![]() The rollout, supported by national TV ads beginning next week, includes an offer of any two Stuffed Cheesy Breads or medium, two-topping pizzas for $5.99 each at all U.S. Adding as much cheese as a medium pie, Domino’s is hoping that the consumer’s will be blown away with the cheese, and according to the sarcastic laden, flying from the seat of their dungarees commercial it looks like when you pull the bread apart from the middle, the cheese will ooze out for eons.Domino’s Pizza introduced Stuffed Cheesy Bread on Monday in three flavors: Cheese, Bacon & Jalapeno and Spinach & Feta. Now they have hypothesized the problem, rounded the 2, solved for y, and came up with the brilliant deduction of adding more cheese. And to make it seem like they are conscientious of their own half assed failures, they claim that they were the biggest offender. ![]() Pounding out dough, swirling around sauce, springing cheese, adding toppings, and even shoving the pizza in the oven, we’re quite sure that Domino’s is using this train new employees.ĭomino’s ad campaign for the Stuffed Cheesy Bread claims that the whole pizza industry’s attitude and mentality towards cheesy bread is flawed. Designed to allow the consumer to enjoy the full Domino’s employee experience, it’s hard not to laugh at how detailed the game really is. While waiting for the third world Domino’s to make our order and deliver it, we downloaded the Domino’s Pizza Hero app for the iPad. After ordering the “Cheese Only”, “Spinach and Feta” and “Bacon and Jalapeño”, we also came across an unadvertised new menu item called Parmesan Bread Bites, which were also thrown into our order with a cavalier flair that could only be seen as reckless. Time to just call that regular menu price. Utilizing the “deal” for two cheesy bread and/or medium 2 topping pizza for $5.99 each, which has been listed as an advertised sale for over a year now. ![]() After calling Domino’s to verify this information and it sounding like we were calling an air traffic controller at the Pentagon during a terrorist attack, it seemed quite clear that we weren’t getting the 50% off deal.įeeling dejected after being beaten by Domino’s corporate shoots and ladders, we decided to order regardless. So it appears as though the deal was only for Pizza only orders. To make matters worse, the Domino’s website lingo was harder to decipher than a deaf person performing Morse Code. First off, the local Domino’s had disabled online ordering mysteriously for this particular evening. 50% off online orders? How many different ways can Domino’s alter variables and distort perceptions in order to screw us out of this deal? Well the barriers were set in place like we were trying to invade Guam. All you have left to look forward to is multiple trips to the bathroom, being comatose for days in need of a bedside nurse, and the perpetual feeling that you did something so heinous you need a shower.Īs Global Domino’s Day hit last night, the FFG crew got together for another group review. Your stomach is cramping, you are running low on PSF’s only ten minutes after eating, and you begin sweating uncontrollably in resting positions these are all the classic tell tale symptoms of PDGSD (Post Domino’s Gimmick Stress Disorder). Left broke, ashamed, and in a food drunk daze, wondering on how you spent $40 on gimmick food that was less satisfying than Brandon Roy’s NBA career.
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